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CANINE CITY 100+ MEMBERS « Result #1 on May 28, 2009, 1:27pm »
the streets of canine city are a cruel place...
things you might like to know about us....
- We're an all new street dog RPG looking for members - With 100 members and counting in tow - We're looking for interesting characters - Fox, coyote and wolf hybrids allowed - Welcome to anyone willing to role-play at an intermediate level - Lands ready to be claimed - Kind members and loving staff - Undead dogs also allowed - With rewards for activity
ASALDE )) literate wild horse roleplay « Result #2 on Mar 16, 2009, 11:00am »
IN THIS WORLD, THERE ARE NO HUMANS. IN THIS WORLD, THERE NEVER WERE. IN THIS WORLD, HORSES ARE THE PREDOMINANT SPECIES - THOSE CIVILIZED, INTELLIGENT BEINGS THAT WALK ALL OVER EVERYONE ELSE. SURE, THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE STRONGER, FASTER, MORE FEROCIOUS THAN THESE HORSES, BUT THEY COULD NEVER HAVE THE CLASS, THE DIGNITY, THE NOBLE BRILLIANCE THAT THESE EQUINES BOAST. BUT THESE HORSES ARE IN NO WAY ALL ALIKE. THEIR PERSONALITIES DIFFER VASTLY, THOUGH IN THE BEGINNING THEIR DIFFERENCES DID NOT TRULY MATTER. IN THE BEGINNING, THE EQUINES WERE TOLERANT OF EACH OTHER AND WERE ABLE TO GET ALONG, FOR THE MOST PART. EVERYONE SPECULATED ON GODS AND VARIOUS CREATORS - WELL, NOT EVERYONE. SOME CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY OF A GREATER BEING PURELY RIDICULOUS. BUT AS THE MORE 'SUPERSTITIOUS' HORSES BEGAN TO BECOME ATTACHED TO THEIR DEITIES, THEY BEGAN TO DESPISE THE OTHER GROUPS, THE OTHER PERSONALITIES. SOON ENOUGH, THEY WERE ALL DIVIDED. THE LIGHTS, WHO TENDED TO BE OPTIMISTIC AND HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, THE DARKS, WHO WERE NEGATIVE AND THRIVED ON CHAOS, THE NEUTRALS, WHO COULD DISPLAY A BIT OF BOTH SIDES, AND THE REBELS, WHO DESPISED THESE STEREOTYPES AND THEIR RELIGIOUS NONSENSE. IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR TENSIONS TO BECOME UNBEARABLY HIGH, AND WHEN THE ALLIANCES COULD NOT BEAR THEIR HATRED FOR ONE ANOTHER, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. THE WAR STARTED. COUNTLESS HORSES WERE SLAIN FROM EVERY SIDE, AND AFTER EACH SIDE THOUGHT THEY COULD SUSTAIN NO MORE BLOWS, THEY HESITANTLY MADE A TREATY. LANDS WERE DIVIDED BETWEEN THE ALLIANCES, AND FOR THE MOST PART, THE HORSES TRIED TO IGNORE THE OTHER RACES. AND THAT WAS HOW IT STAYED FOR MANY, MANY YEARS, WITH VERY FEW SMALL SKIRMISHES BREAKING OUT. BUT HISTORY TENDS TO REPEAT ITSELF, AND THOUGH EVERYONE IS AT PEACE FOR NOW, THE EQUINES CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER, "WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN?" SOONER THAN THEY THINK.
A Christmas Poem « Result #3 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:27pm »
Silent night Holy night Snowfall on this Christmas sight Love all around As we sing our Christmas cheer Sit around the tree Hands held high As the wind whispers a gentle Christmas sigh Gentle twinkling scattered about it¡¯s branches Snow gently falls We lift our faces to the sky Faces shine in a rosy glow Around and around we go Spinning twirling swirling in the snow The world is at peace tonight As love glows in a romantic¡¯s eye Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light Forget all the world Be at peace tonight Let the warmth of the time fill you Snow fall covers all Have a happy Christmas all
Brains Change Result « Result #4 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:27pm »
Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.
The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie : "Triple my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintiple my I.Q." The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."
When Logic Prevails « Result #5 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:26pm »
Two nuns went out of their convent for a walk. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?
SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........
¡¡¡¡My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible.
¡¡¡¡Struck by the urgency in his voice, I grabbed a handful of change and dashed out the door. Arriving at the post office, I rushed to the counter and breathlessly explained to the clerk that my envelope had to be delivered immediately . He casually weighed the envelope and said it would cost $ 10.03.I fumbled through my pockets and tallied up my coins. "But I don't have $ 10. 03, " I said. He punched some more buttons and said, "Okay, that will be $ 7. 40, ma am.
¡¡¡¡Once more I said in dismay, "Sorry, I don't have $ 7.40.
¡¡¡¡"Well," he sighed, "exactly how much do you have?"
¡¡¡¡I meekly answered, "I have exactly $ 2. 15, sir."
¡¡¡¡With that, he yelled over his shoulder to a coworker, "Hey, Charlie, get the pigeon ready.
A Man Who Said No « Result #7 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:26pm »
A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.
¡¡¡¡Asked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but affirmative response. However, my friend simply could not see someone brave the rough maw of a New York subway without trying to help. He followed the chap, and again asked, "Are you sure you're all right? What subway are you looking for? Do you need help getting home?"
¡¡¡¡At last, the object of his attentions snarled, in a low voice, "Leave me alone! I'm an undercover cop!"
I£¬You and she « Result #8 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:26pm »
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
¡¡¡¡When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
¡¡¡¡The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
Violin Lessons « Result #9 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:25pm »
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.
¡¡¡¡"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.
¡¡¡¡"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.
¡¡¡¡"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."
¡¡¡¡"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.
¡¡¡¡He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.
¡¡¡¡The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.
¡¡¡¡She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.
¡¡¡¡"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.
¡¡¡¡She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.
¡¡¡¡Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.
¡¡¡¡When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."
¡¡¡¡Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.
¡¡¡¡"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"
Angels Watching Over Me « Result #10 on Mar 11, 2009, 8:25pm »
All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. Sun is a-setting in the west, Angels watching over me,my Lord. Sleep my child,take your rest, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. Sun is a-setting in the west, Angels watching over me,my Lord. Sleep my child,take your rest, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me.
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