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|  | F R E E the House-Elves..... Open « Thread Started on Apr 3, 2007, 2:33pm » | |
It was around dinner time on a regular Thursday. Or, perhaps, not really around dinner time, it was soon to be dinner. In an hour or half an hour. Most people were heading towards the Great Hall, the library or simply chilling out in their common rooms as time ticked by slowly. However, if one had been in the corridor on the sixth floor, one would see a dark haired Gryffindor lad move with a basket of dirty laundry. The tallish guy (taller than most girls, lower than most boys) walked in a high speed with seemingly a destination in his mind. It seemed that after three nights of trying, he'd finally managed to sneak away some of his dirty laundry instead of letting the house elves take it.
Kieran Cesspit, the young spontaneous Gryffindor lad, had been testing his theory about dirty laundry. It seemed that whenever something became dirty, the students put it away and go to sleep. And when they woke up the next day, the clothes were clean and neatly folded. So, after three nights in a row, Kieran had manged to store away: - a dirty t-shirt - a pair of underwear - five different kind of socks - a sweatshirt - and a wife-beater Content by the fact that he'd managed to store something up, Kieran half ran and half skipped his way to the washroom, it was a rather funny sight. The lovable Gryffindor with the electrifying blue eyes with a basket of dirty clothes under his arm. More than one person stopped and looked over the shoulder by the sight of the bubbly Gryffindor.
Bursting through the doors of the washroom, Kieran saw some house-elves in front of him and he grinned at them. "Don't fear me! I've come in peace!" he exclaimed happily. "I shall wash my own clothes!" he bellowed.
A angry looking house elf hopped over to him. Kieran ignored the angry face and continued to smile. "You're the one who hies clothes!" the small house elf squeaked. Kieran blinked, and before he knew it, the dirty laundry basket was taken out of his hands and three other house elves were pushing him towards the door. "Ungrateful stupid student," Kieran heard a house elf mutter somewhere.
Kieran blinked as he was pushed towards the door. "I'm not ungrateful! I'm going to FREE you!" Kieran exclaimed before he was pushed out the door. Kieran turned around the opened the door, "I'll not go away!" he yelled childishly inside to the washroom.
The door was pushed shut in front of his face. With a childish pout, Kieran crossed his arms over his chest and sat down in front of the door, crossed his legs as well, like a stubborn child not getting his will. "I refuse to move until you give me back my dirty laundry!" he said, more to himself than anyone, but it all had to look pretty silly.
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((Wow! And there was me thinking SPEW was made 30 years later. Free the House Elves!
Will post tomorrow...
promise xx))
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Click, clack, clack. A tapping sound came echoing through the hallway empty save for the stubborn sixth year. Click, clack, click. It grew louder, closer, and then stopped. A skinny black dog stood about a yard from Kieran and surveyed the boy with silvery blue eyes. The canine was enormous, probably at level with Kieran's waist should he stand up. It had a long, wolf-like muzzle and paws that easily matched the size of teatime dishes. Mud was smeared across its silky coat, causing clumps of the fine fur to bunch up with the drying grime. It took another step forward, and the source of the tapping sound became apparent. Its claws made a clack with each step the dog took. The great creature opened its mouth, revealing sharp, shining white teeth with particularly long canines. A pink tongue lolled out of its mouth and it warbled slowly.
A meow came in response to the dog's low noise. Seeming small and insignificant next to the huge dog, there was a little gray cat. It, unlike the dog, seemed to have flawless coat condition. A small peach-colored spot on its head marked the cat undeniably as Aphrodite, Sirius' loyal feline pet. These two creatures were at complete opposite ends of the scale: the dog, vicious-looking, dirty and over-sized; and the cat, adorable, impeccably clean, and tiny for an ordinary housecat. However, both seemed to carry themselves with an arrogant, self-important air.
Without warning, the dog leapt at Kieran, its jaws open wide. However, it didn't so much as brush the boy, as it stood beside him next to the door. A howl issued from its opened mouth and it pawed at the door. 'Clean me! Clean me!' The dog's claws raked against the door, causing scratches in the dark wood's varnish to surface. "Awwooo!" It moved to lean its weight on its back legs and with its front paws, it worked the doorknob. When this failed to give the creature access, it went back to clawing at the door.
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|  | Re: F R E E the House-Elves..... Open « Reply #3 on Apr 4, 2007, 5:09am » | |
Still sulking childishly over the fact that the elves were cleaning his dirty clothes, Kieran sat in his own little world. "It's not fair," Kieran exclaimed loudly to himself. It happened from time to another that the hyper Gryffindor lad just randomly said something out loud, out of the blue. It had also happened during his lessons, which of course had ticked the teacher off, deduction house points.
However, as Kieran heard the sound of someone approaching him he had to look up to spot a big black dog. His eyes widened at its size. Kieran stared at the mightily beast, his jaw slightly open. He glanced at the cat following the dog and a small amused smile couldn't help but to creep on his lips, spite the little worried feeling in the back of his head (the dog was after all rather huge).
"Aren't you a lovely couple?" Kieran asked the dog seconds before it without warning leaped at Kieran. Letting out a small scream (hehe, like a girl) Kieran closed his eyes and put his hands up, as if to protect himself. "Bwaah! Sorry! I didn't mean it like that! Pleeease don't kill me!" the small Gryffindor lad cried.
However, nothing happened. And it hit Kieran that if the dog really had intended to attack him, he wouldn't have been able to say all that, and neither would a pair of un-muscular arms protect him. Opening his eyes, Kieran blinked as the saw the (now he spotted dirty) dog scratch on the door as if he wanted to get it.
Awwooo! Kieran jumped slightly by the dogs sudden sound. He stared wide eyed at the dog, blinking slightly. His face was most likely priceless. The reality seemed to go back into real life for Kieran as his usual cheerful grin crept on his lips. The poor boy wouldn't be able to recognize danger even if it had been right up in his face.
"Is it in there you wanna go?" Kieran asked the dog. Kieran loved them all, human or dogs, it didn't matter. Kieran crossed his arms again, shaking his head. "These house elves are stupid and won't allow you to clean yourself, they'll wait for tonight when you're sleeping!" Kieran said, putting pressure on the last words, hoping the house elves would hear him. He pushed the dog (at least he tried) slightly away so he could stand up and turned to the door. He knocked loudly on the door, giving side glances at the tall dog reaching his waist. "Open up!" he yelled at the house elves.
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“Is it in there you wanna go?” With Kieran’s question, the dog ceased its scratching. It looked from Kieran to the door, then placed one paw upon it in an affirmative response. The canine’s tail swished back and forth in one wag, happy that the sixth year had been able to tell what it had wanted. As its misty eyes traveled back to the boy, it caught sight of Kieran shake his head. Tilting its head quizzically, it offered its attention and invited Kieran to elaborate.
“These house elves are stupid and won't allow you to clean yourself, they'll wait for tonight when you're sleeping!” It snorted a noise of discontent at this statement. Impatiently, it pushed its head against the wooden door, as if this movement alone might make all the difference in the entryway falling open. The dog was easily moved sideways by the slight pressure Kieran put on the canine. It stumbled ungracefully sideways, as dogs will when shoved, then fixed its balance and sat on the stone floor to watch Kieran demand entry into the room again.
Meanwhile, the cat had wandered apart from the two interacting beings. It could not be bothered with such trivial pursuits as trying to open a random door. Surely if she had merely sat in front of the door and willed it open, the wood would swing aside to grant her entry. However, she had no reason to want to enter, and thusly, she would not try. Watching, though, would provide her with amusement for the time being. In addition, she was fond of the shaggy black creature sitting on the hallway floor, and would not abandon it to wander the castle alone, should it decide that what it desired beyond the door was not worth its effort after all. The feline leapt gracefully up onto a stone statue of a woman clad in thin, flowing robes and settled easily atop its head to observe.
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|  | Re: F R E E the House-Elves..... Open « Reply #5 on Apr 5, 2007, 10:21am » | |
Kieran kept on banging loudly on the door, hoping it would magically open itself. "Bwaah! Open up!" he said, kicking the door childishly. And just as he did, the door opened up quickly forward, making Kieran lose his balance and tumble backward.
"Stop interrupting us!" a small angry eyed house elf said. Kieran blinked before pointing at the sitting dog. "But, he needs a bath," he said. "Take him to the beastary then," the house elf said, shutting the door shut. Kieran blinked. He turned to the dog and blinked again. "You know, I could wash you myself... but I'm not that good," Kieran said grinning. "My cat Noah, and she's a girl by the way, donno why I called her Noah, but she hates to take baths.... but perhaps it's because she's a cat. When I come to think of it, she's an awfully over-protective cat. She's always hissing at the sight of girls, and even some guys, but I still love her. You haven't seen her around, have you? She's grey and looks like a living bush," Kieran said thoughtfully, putting a finger on his lips to look more thoughtful.
Shrugging, Kieran crawled over to the left side of the door and leaned his back against the wall. He let out a small sigh before looking at the big black dog with his clear blue eyes. "You know what,Mr. Dog, did you know that I have a theory that you can actually understand me but just pretends not to. Of course, if you didn't understand me, then I would more or less be talking to myself, which is fine by the way, but it would all still be fun," Kieran said thoughtful, removing his gaze form the dog as he spoke. However, he quickly gazed upon the dog again.
"You know what else, you look awfully familiar. Perhaps I had a dream about you," Kieran grinned, continuing to babble to the dog. And even if the dog hadn't listened, he'd still be talking out loud. "Or perhaps I've seen you around somewhere else. In a book? Are you famous Mr. Dog. Oh! Yeah! I remember, the grim thing," Kieran said looked wide eyed at the dog. "Which would mean you were to be an omen of death, wow, isn't that cool!" Kieran said grinning wildly. He looked up at the ceiling, still not seeing if the dog was listening or not.
"Hum, perhaps if we sit here long enough, they HAVE to eventually wash you," Kieran said out loud. "I wonder if you understand me. I wish I could speak dog-ish," Kieran grinned looking at the dog.
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The dog gazed at Kieran attentively as he spoke. “You know, I could wash you myself...” It opened its mouth and let its tongue hand out in a canine grin. The dog’s slightly matted tail of black fur beat back and forth happily at the suggestion. Usually, he tried to escape baths like the boy’s cat, but at the moment, the mud was causing his fur to clump uncomfortably together, and he wanted it out as soon as possible.
It listened attentively as Kieran described his cat, closing up its massive jaws again and staring up at Kieran with clever silvery eyes. Dogs were good listeners, when they weren’t hyped up or vying for attention themselves.
“You know what else, you look awfully familiar.” As the Gryffindor boy mentioned a familiarity, it lowered its ears slightly and dipped its head, as if shy or embarrassed. “ Oh! Yeah! I remember, the grim thing.” When Kieran mentioned the grim as the point of recognition, it perked again and its tail once again beat in a slow rhythm. It got to its feet and meandered up to the sixth year. When it neared him, it placed its shoulder on the boy and leaned upon Kieran’s legs with its lanky body, asking for attention.
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|  | Re: F R E E the House-Elves..... Open « Reply #7 on May 7, 2007, 1:47pm » | |
"Hey, easy there boy," Kieran said as the dog leaned up against his shoulder. Kieran grinned as he rubbed the boy behind his ear. "On second thought, I doubt you're one of those weird death grims or whatever, I bet it's a cousin of yours or something," Kieran said, burying his hand in the dogs fur. "You're too nice," Kieran said shrugging his shoulders.
Kieran didn't mind that he was getting dirty as well, but when he looked at his hands, he frowned before smiling again. "I guess we'll just have to wash ourself. I hope you don't mind. Honestly, I hope you're not one of those dogs who bites or growls if being washed. You see I remember me and Karen used to go visit her friend (or I would more or less demand being taken with her) but then we always had sot wash this dog, and he hated it," Kieran said rambling on. Kieran was the type of guy who was very easily distracted from what he was originally set to do, like washing the dog.
Like a bubble burst over his head, Kieran returned to reality, a rare occasion that was (that he manged to do it all by himself). "So, wanna take a bath? I could just water your right here!" Kieren grinned, hopping up to his feet. "Since SOMEONE won't help us!" Kieran yelled into the door where the house-eleves still hadn't made any sounds from.
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“So, wanna take a bath?” The dog woofed an enthusiastic agreement. Its muddied tail swished back and forth. Normally, it wouldn’t have been this eager about a bath, but the mud drying its fur was very uncomfortable. A student tracking all this mud into the castle would have gotten detention for sure, but a dog… well it didn’t know any better.
“Since SOMEONE won't help us!” The canine barked at the door, to augment Kieran’s comment. It wasn’t particularly fond of house elves. Perhaps they sensed this and were afraid of this large, rather ominous-looking beast. If it so desired, it could easily tear the small castle servants limb from limb in its long, wolflike jaws. However, at the moment, the lanky dog didn’t look as if it would hurt a fly. Its large silver eyes were filled with the kind naivety that all dogs seemed to emanate, and its long, soft pink tongue hung from its mouth, taking away from the frightening sight of its sharp, white fangs.
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